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Little Squirts -- I'm not talking about your kids.

By Kristen Chase

I love you for writing this.

This is the best part "...I bet it was created by a female doctor who decided she needed a way to explain post-partum incontinence for scores of new moms everywhere."

And I can't hold my urine standing up either.

Good gravy. Why do I always confess private crap like that to you?

Can't wait for the next radio show! I'll have to call in with the results of my practice. :)

Posted by: Dana | Sep 14, 2007 09:47

I wonder if the folks selling the Fraggle Rock complete 3rd season DVD box set imagined their ad running next to this article.

Great stuff, and keep us posted on your ongoing research ;-) .

Posted by: Johnathan | Sep 14, 2007 20:27

A month late on commenting, I know. I just got into the blogging world via a friends suggestion. I stumbled onto you here. I am writing about sex and marriage. Just put my first post up.

since I see nobody was bold enough to come forward I thought I would! I have squirted. It is sort of messy but my husband really liked it. And what's a little squirt every few months if it keeps him happy and doing housework:)

Posted by: Ruthie | Oct 11, 2007 07:48

I am a male and that was very funny. I fell off my seat laughing.

Posted by: Jay | Oct 24, 2007 17:21

So, this is an old post. Who cares, right?
I have squirted with 2 different men. One was a God of sex. Anything he did to me was a squirting moment. He was just a guy to fool around with for a few months. But so fun!
Then with my husband. When I conceived our son, that's when I first squirted with him. Throughout the pregnancy, I squirted. I was so ashamed the first few times, but got used to it. It became funny. Having to change the sheets every time we had sex, but only while I was on top. I think the clitoral stimulation had a lot to do with it.
I tried to squirt the other night. Son is now nearly 2, so yeah, it's been so long. I never used toys, but do have a small silver bullet on a keyring. I grabbed it during a session of foreplay. Kept it on my clit and did have an orgasm, but no squirt. I couldn't handle it anymore and just jumped on him. Yep, I poured out all over the place. YAY!! Squirting is fun!!

Posted by: SpiderLizz | Aug 18, 2008 23:42

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