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Mommy Mammaries

By Kristen Chase


Good for you! And he probably didn't mean to be mean by saying that. You say they sustained and nurtured YOUR kids - but they are his kids to, yes? And I'm sure he loves you and the twins even more for that.

Posted by: RubiaLala | Jun 06, 2008 01:13


I wonder what it is like to have owned perky breasts. I think the last time mine had perk was around the 5th grade. In pregnancy I could literally have suffocated someone in them.

Ummm, I think I have small breast envy!!

Posted by: Nicki | Jun 06, 2008 13:18


I love my wife's mommy mammaries. She started out having to deal with the daily bra issues because she was larger, so that wasn't a new thing. Still, they do change shape and direction but I still love them. Of course I got a great deal of joy out of them during the nursing phase also, so how could I not appreciate what the girls went through. Kristen, maybe that could be a topic of a future story. Something about teaching Dad to save some for Junior or cleaning up the sex induced let-down.

Posted by: AaronD | Jun 06, 2008 14:57


This reminds me of a conversation I had with a first-time mommy friend that was in the midst of milky-full, generous breasts. "What will they look like, you know, after?" she asked. I told her that the best description was that they turned into fried eggs. "Don't you mean boiled eggs?" She sounded a little scared at this point. "No way. FRIED eggs!" She believed me as I had nursed my kids for a combined total of 5 years.

Posted by: Stephanie | Nov 17, 2008 20:24


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